He is sat a couple of rows in front of me, the man with the bald patch. It’s a very neat bald patch (fair play) surrounded by uncombed, unkempt hair. Does he not worry about what he looks like? What other people will think? 🙂
I will never know what he looks like from the front. I didn’t want to know. Better that way. He will almost certainly never know that his bald patch has achieved internet fame. Not notoriety, really, just fame, innit.