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September 21, 2016

escalator by Tref

Filed under: ideas,the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 1:35 pm

A letter to Tom, Hannah, Joe and John

Alright you lot? Just on the Eurostar zooming through the countryside Belgium bound. No idea where we are but I think still in la belle France. I’m listening, very appropriately, to Jacques Brell. There is an announcement but I can’t hear it with old Jacques singing passionately in my ears. Ah coming into Lille je pense.

I thought it was about time you got a collective letter. I don’t have anything particular to say. Mum and I are off out for a cultural Saturday on October 1st. The exhibition of portraits in the Usher Gallery in the morning, lunch followed by an afternoon of talks on local history at the Collection. The latter is art of the Lincoln Book Festival, or similar. Nice to do something like that with your mum.

Mum is a particularly English way of describing Webs. As a dual Irish Welsh national I would of course naturally call mine mam. The same would apply if I was from Newcastle and Liverpewl. It must therefore be a Southern English thing.

Just seen a typical Frenchman was along the platform. V smart suit, nice haircut and towing a suitcase and laptop bag. On his way to do a bit of business. Or returning from the same.

The escalator continues even though there is no-one on it. A bit wasteful. Quite artistic though. I can imagine a display at the Tate Modern comprising of just an escalator. They would have to have double height gallery or indeed just rope off one of the escalators between floors. People could stand and watch the display either at the bottom or the top.

This could potentially cause problems. If there is only one up and one down escalator then people would have to use the lift to go either up or down, depending on the direction of the one used in the display. There could be an issue here with the capacity of the lift. You would need several to replace a single escalator. The only alternative is plan A – build a stand alone escalator in the gallery. Nobody said art was easy. If it was everyone would be a Picasso.

I envisage this display would have a simple card next to it saying “escalator by Tref”. No capital E. Doesn’t need it. That would suggest a start and finish which of course the escalator doesn’t really have. Unless it is switched off but that would undermine the subject.

We would have to see how it goes but we might have to post an attendant at the entrance to the escalator to stop idiots stepping onto the display. Adds to the cost for the gallery but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do and this will not have been a cheap exhibit to put on anyway.

This work is for sale. There is more than one available but each one is signed and individually numbered. People could buy them in pairs and install them as functional escalators in a building of their choice. Their home even. Clearly it would have to be a big home but this is unlikely to be a problem for someone able to afford this work.

It isn’t difficult to envisage a scenario where thousands are sold, making us all rich, and creating a situation where people travel around the world just to “collect” escalators by Tref. I could even do a website that allows people to post pictures of themselves next to any given numbered piece. There could be a hierarchy of fans with the higher statuses reserved for people who have seen more of them than others. Silver, gold and platinum or maybe something denoting the number of floors climbed. The higher the number the higher the status. I think we’ll do it that way.

As I think about it the main escalator display would definitely have to be a riser. This would be far more positive than the down version and is more in keeping with my optimistic outlook on life. The pairing of up and down is also ok but down on its own isn’t. The pairing brings with it a lot more scope for interpretation. The dual version would be called “pair of escalators by Tref”.

The viewing position for the paired exhibit should be from the bottom. It would be a completely different work if viewed from the top. In this respect the piece is very versatile. It is several works of art in one. As I think of it there is even scope for the solo down escalator as it would have associated with it a completely different set of thoughts and emotions to the up escalator. The gallery could decide which one it wanted to display. This may be influenced by whatever else is on display or merely by the physical constrains of the space in which it is displayed.

The question that now springs to mind is whether the same logic can be applied to a lift. The lift brings with it scope for lots more creativity. Different visuals and sounds inside. Perhaps changing as the lift goes up and down. I’m not going to elaborate at this stage of the creativity process but I’d like to consider the idea bagsied.

September 16, 2016

What???

Filed under: ideas — Trefor Davies @ 11:34 am

!.?

Flexibility
Oyster
From
Broken light bulb
Green carpet
Life savings
Handbag
Book
Phone

Glasses

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 10:53 am

on a bed of blue floral material

September 14, 2016

where’s ya bin

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 1:39 pm

bins – no further comment required

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words. On this occasion I am not totally sure what thousand words I’d have used instead of the picture. The picture is of bins in our front drive. Brown is for recycling, green is for garden waste and black is for non recyclable rubbish. But then you knew this.

Random photo of bins

Bins,aardvarks glorious aardvarks

Of all the aardvarks in all the towns in all the world I take a photo of mine

The keyword for this post is bins

The number one unpaid result for the search term “aardvarks” on google is Argos

Having two recycling aardvarks says a lot about a household though I’m not sure what

Today’s aardvarks were brought to you by philosopherontap.com and this is the first post about bins that we have done, afaik.

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In case you missed it the first time the full text of this post is repeated below but with the word bins replaced with aardvarks:

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words. On this occasion I am not totally sure what thousand words I’d have used instead of the picture. The picture is of aardvarks in our front drive. Brown is for recycling, green is for garden waste and black is for non recyclable rubbish. But then you knew this.

Random photo of aardvarks

aardvarks,aardvarks glorious aardvarks

Of all theaardvarks in all the towns in all the world I take a photo of mine

The keyword for this post is bins

The number one unpaid result for the search term “aardvarks” on google is Argos

Having two recycling aardvarks says a lot about a household though I’m not sure what

Today’s aardvarks were brought to you by philosopherontap.com and this is the first post aboutaardvarks that we have done, afaik.

If anyone else has a favourite photo of aardvarks do share it with us. We’re sure the readers would really like to see it.

ciao bella…

 

August 8, 2016

It’s the 1 that I want

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 10:14 pm

a font of useful information

Guacamole

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 9:04 pm

avocado avo cado av ocado

We should perhaps have a food category on this site but we don’t. Guacamole on its own is not a particularly attractive dish. It needs something to go with it. Tortilla chips certainly. Generally guac, as it is often known, is an accompaniment. A side dish that enhances the main event rather than being the main course itself. It has an almost bland smoothness with a subtle flavour.

Note the presence of a spoon. This underlines the fact that guacamole is a working dish. One to be eaten as opposed to just being on display within the pages of a colour supplement. This particular guacamole is no more, consumed together with some plain boiled rice and a vegetable chilli – see below.

tabasco

vegetable chilli

rice

August 7, 2016

fishslice photography

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 9:01 pm

or phishslice fotography

Fishslice photography is a new genre of art whereby objects are seen through a fishslice. The main subject is brought into sharp relief against a metallic foreground that reveals both some of the backdrop behind the camera and aspects of the photographer himself.

The fishlice itself has a semi-translucent feel to it that asks questions about its composition and by doing this makes the viewer question what he is seeing. Is it the view beyond the fishlice or something different?

The playful interchange of the twin phonetic sounds at the start of the words fishslice and photography amplifies the question and suggests a certain irreverence by the artist towards the established order.

fishslice photography

phislice fotography

June 26, 2016

Weber Rotisserie

Filed under: the art gallery — Tags: — Trefor Davies @ 9:59 pm

roast pork

June 21, 2016

Pillows

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 8:37 am

very comfortable

June 19, 2016

Ready to rocket?

Filed under: chinks,the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 10:42 am

condom in your pocket

Image courtesy of Barry O’Donovan taken in a pub toilet somewhere in Dublin. He thought it would make the good basis of a blog post. Not sure I can think of anything to write that would be appropriate, especially considering it is a Sunday and I am in Dublin.

Barry needs to be careful whipping out his camera in mens toilets. People might get the wrong idea. Don’t worry though. I’m sure Barry is ok. Probably…

Perhaps readers can think of something amusing to say about this photo?

I will mention that we have a neighbour who is a condom salesman. Sells to the NHS etc. I was once round his house returning a wheelbarrow (fwiw) and found him rummaging around in his cellar which was accessible from the driveway down the side. I went in and found an Aladdin’s cave of condom samples. Every shape and colour you could imagine. Walked away with a carrier bag full. Fwiw.

April 6, 2016

Our VW Campervan Hire Business is up and running

Filed under: ideas,travel — Trefor Davies @ 10:50 am

Anne’s Vans VW campervan hire lincoln

If you are thinking of heading off for a UK based holiday you could do worse than a VW campervan hire from Anne’s Vans in Lincoln. Anne’s vans is our new VW campervan hire Lincoln business.

The idea came about when last summer we tried to hire a vintage VW campervan but couldn’t find one for love nor money. Every one was rented out for the season. This gave us the idea of buying our own van and hiring it out when we aren’t using it, which is most of the time.

The van is looked after by our friend Dave Cooper from DC Automotive and is kept in dry storage in his garage in Lincoln. It gives us peace of mind knowing that the van is well maintained and in top notch condition for both our own use and that of customers.

Our first van is called Betty. She is the first of perhaps a stable of vans that will grow as the business expands. Betty has been completely restored over a period of 3 years. She was stripped to bare metal and rebuilt from there up. Her colour scheme is the original paint job used when she left the factory.

Whilst the base vehicle has been kept to its original spec no expense has been spared on the interior which reflects the height of VW campervan luxury. There is even a porta potty that can be a life saver when caught short in a campsite the middle of the night. Everyone will understand the after effects of drinking lots of wine and beer whilst gazing at the sunset over a beach.

Check out the Anne’s Vans website for more info and to keep up to date with the VW campervan news.

Btw we did think of calling the website something else. I have the domain name vwcampervan.hire but whilst this might be good for SEO purposes actually the business is my lovely wife Anne’s and the name Anne’s Vans is far more personable. Also check out the Anne’s Vans Facebook page. If you are searching for “VW campervan hire Lincoln” then look no further.

All the best.

tref

 

 

June 6, 2015

Random speed typing

Filed under: ideas — Trefor Davies @ 3:18 pm

Not quite monkey/complete works of shakespeare yet

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May 4, 2015

Last Admittance

Filed under: the art gallery — Trefor Davies @ 11:50 am

This has to be a very civilized pub. No mention of last orders. Just last admittance. Last orders is in fact when the last customer drinks up or when the landlord decides he’s had enough and want’s to go to bed. It’s 100 yards from our house in Peel.

March 15, 2015

The Rectors of St Margaret’s Church Hemingby

Filed under: thoughts — Trefor Davies @ 11:17 am

Fascinating list of The Rectors of St Margaret’s Church Hemingby.There are quite a number of observations to be made here but I’ll let you come up with your own. You’re no longer a child.

1281 * Sir Alexander of Algakirk
1281 Thomas of Bratoft
1337* Alan de Hatecly
1377 John de Greetwell
not found
1497c Sir John Radclyff
1525c John Brown
1525 Robert Marram
1560c John Williamson
1560 Robert Williamson
1572 Sir John Hodgshon
1576 Sir William Wetherby
1580 Sir Thomas Cadebie
1586 Christopher Barkwith
1594 Simon Sturtevant
1597 William Herne
1601 Thomas Johnson
1608 James Leman
1632 Richard Sansam
1662 Edmund Trevillion
1665 John Smelt
1668 Roger Wright
1688 Peregrine Wallett
1711 Zachary Gray
1728 Joseph Carr
1768 Athanasius Herring
1791 Richard Pelham
1828 Harry Pearce
1831 George John Depuis
1840 George Thackeray
1876 Edward Bengough
1905 Wilfrid Isaacs
1937 J.C.Dawson
1947 L.E.Barker
1950 George Whitfield
1983 John Legg
1989 David Lawrence
1999 Colin Macdonald
2002 Vacant
* = before and up to this date
c = about this time

March 7, 2015

Today’s weather forecast

Filed under: thoughts — Trefor Davies @ 12:17 pm

Today’s weather forecast is cloudy but with temperatures soaring to a near spring-like high of 11 degrees. The wind will make it feel colder than this. At least it looks that way when I look out of the conservatory into the garden. There are people out in the allotments over the back fence. That’s a good sign.

A single daffodil flower is threatening to emerge. The miniature ones out the front are already out. I notice the hedge still needs cutting. That’ll be because I haven’t cut it yet. Hmm. The bird feeder needs replenishing.

I may yet light the fire.
robinatfeeder

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