by John
October 9, 2008
September 22, 2008
Choir by conference call
Anyone wanting to participate in a choir could ring in to a conference bridge and participate in the session remotely.
The Virtual Rock Concert
How about we create virtual rock concert venues where we get everyone a seat. The early bird get the lower seat numbers. there could be incentives for early birds eg free cd’s, t shirts.
The venues don’t have to be virtual. This could be something we offer concert promoters as an added value and a means of creating additional revenues from concerts.
Attendees could log on and check venue details, concert information, ticket delivery information, buy merchandise in advance, book parking facilities etc
The Readers
One person sits on a stool reading a book. The location is somewhere public where people can come and watch.
The work has a finite length – it is the time that it takes the person to finish the book.
The activity can be repeated as many times as desired either using the same person and book or different people/books etc.
The work can then be extended to having two persons reading. This could offer a contrast such as for example a university professor reading one book and a barmaid reading another. When they have finished they could swap books and start again.
This could be a display in a bookshop.
The Candle
The candle sits there surrounded by darkness. It is stood on a glass plate inscribed with the date and location. When it has burnt out the melted wax covers much of the glass and this is then mounted for future viewing.
Suicide
A roped off area of exhibit space is empty except for an extremely sharp knife…
September 21, 2008
The Lawnmower
Historical
In prehistoric times if it was done at all it is likely that the function of the lawnmower was performed by the use of sheep and other animals to keep the grass down.
The concept of having a lawn as a largely decorative part of one’s garden is almost certainly an idea born out of civilisation. This set of ideas explores the history of the lawnmower and looks at it’s position in and effect on society during the period of its existence.
Artistic
It is easy to see the lawnmower as both a work of art and a tool, paintbrush if you like, that can be used to create art. In this section both aspects are looked at.
Organic
The clippings of a lawnmower can be used to create compost that will then be fed back into the soil to encourage further growth. This cycle can be looked at simplistically or in a manner that provokes wider thought.
The simple view is just the breakdown of the process of cutting the grass, making the compost and feeding it back into the soil.
A more complex approach might be to use the process to look at much deeper subjects such as the whole existence of life.
On the way we can see that the grass cuttings, laid down over millennia, could stratify into layers of rock that illustrate the lasting effect and influence of the lawnmower.
Religious
In this we explore the religious aspects of lawnmowers from being simple mechanical objects used to religiously mow the lawn every Sunday afternoon to iconic symbols representing a higher order of things (aka the cross) through to the lawnmower itself being a god.
Nostalgic
A simple look back at the good old days of the lawnmower.
Scientific/Engineering
The lawnmower has evolved from being a simple mechanical cutting tool to a sophisticated electromechanical machine that embodies many advancements in the science of mankind. This extensive section looks into all the technical aspects of a lawnmower.
Sophistication
There are many facets to the lawnmower as a sophisticate from the use of expensive high end lawnmowers to mow the lawns of the wealthy to the highly developed and sophisticated brain that we might attribute to a “lawnmower about town”.
Practicality
A down to earth piece about the usefulness of the lawnmower.
Redundancy and Obsolescence
The coming of artificial grass possibly sounds the death knell for the lawnmower. We discuss a scenario that postulates the end of the lawnmower era.
Obsession
I’m just crazy about lawnmowers. I collect them, I lovingly maintain them, I defend them from critics in the same way that I would defend my sixteen year old daughter from the attentions of the young lothario.
Violence
Their blades rip, cut and destroy all living things in their path leaving behind a trail of death. Is there beauty in this violence? Is it pure malevolence?
Emotion
It all wells up in me when I look at my lawnmower. Lets find out why.
Duty
Does a lawnmower have a sense of duty? After all, aside from the occasional difficulty getting it started it rarely complains when asked to do a task.
Event
Roll up ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the lawnmower.
Influence of
The lawnmower has influenced many great inventors and artistic geniuses. Lets look at how.
It is also now an offence to be found driving under the influence of a lawnmower. Lets see why.