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Chinks in the curtain of the twittershpere:

Some discoveries in woeful depths of knicker drawer – chequebook, Camping & Caravanning Club card. But they won’t fill a stocking

I need the wrapping magic fairies to come visit me!

sounds fun, sorry I could not make it – maybe next year

In other news, I’m heading back to the shire on Saturday. I plan to do a great deal of sleeping.

On Brek show this am: Mablethorpe town council have approached govt to see if they can have Ark Royal when RN’s finished with it. Honestly!

will it fit on the boating lake?:)

Oh no. Lucy’s Lunchbox in #Farnham closed. Scribbled note with no further explanation. No sign of life. Permanent?

I was holding the pen.

my head is literally going to explode, I am sure.

Aladdin at the Nottingham Theatre Royal – excellent – well worth a visit if you are in the area.

In telehouse waiting to do LINX 10gig upgrade #2 :]

Classics at The Kinema 2011: “Easter Parade” – Weds 27th April; “Annie Get Your Gun” – Weds 25th May. Doors open for all classics at 2.15pm

I should get paid to think 😛

Whoop no more sleeps until the 2011 insomniac convention!

Supposed to say noodle not noole in prev tweet

Final Harrier flight today :'( Really glad I saw one flying at Dunsfold this year.

Fear my might, I am a superhero. My special power is the ability to fit large amounts of clothes in a small suitcase. Rar.

Morning all! Dawncreeping up in the east. Learnt y’day that sunrise continues to get later until 4 Jan while sunsets already pushing back

oh and check out akamai’s traffic info apps on iPhone very cool!

It was launched before personal computers were everywhere, before cell phones, before the internet!

Sprouts making the breakfast news headlines again this morning. A 24/7 operation to get as many as possible harvested before snow returns.

Ok things I forgot this morning – a crutch, my oyster card, mobile phone charger – plus didn’t remember to iron my top I put on – bum

saw a falling star earlier, made a wish. then read twitter and it must have been a meteor. doh.

APNews: ‘Strippermobile’ delivers Christmas donations.

Over the last 104,000 visitors to Ruby Inside: Chrome 36%, Firefox 35%, Safari 19%, IE 4%. Who says Ruby isn’t for Windows? 😉

I follow him now thanks.

Artist biog writing lightened by following joke: “The trouble with Van Gogh is if you tell him something it goes in one ear and stays there”

Elton John told me to F off on the steps of Concorde in 1991 🙁

If your name’s not down you’re not coming in!

Photos stored in camera for 68 years – Pearl Harbour Bombing | Before It’s News

My new cooker, which I love possibly more than my husband, but maybe not as much as my cat:

Excellent docu-video! Well worth an hour of your time. Pass the word.

chasing a spider and a mosquito round the bedroom and driving my wife mad. oh dear

The cat removed the bird. With prejudice. This house is a bloody zoo. No. Zoos have rules.

War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of his fellow man. Napoleon Hill

In vector arena at a christmas glow party. Wondering if there’s a christian hashtag i should be using.

Sometimes being my own boss is outweighed by being my own exploited workforce.

no.14 is fnu how sad am I?

The bassoon is a most ridiculous instrument in both sound and vision. And that is why we love it. It’s the musical version of a tobacco pipe

90 mins into the music centre endurance concert. Hoping we’re past halfway now. Breaking out the emergency face-sized cookie. Need sugar

Abi settled for the night – a great hour+ of fun with her this evening – she is just a perfect bundle of fun, laughter & mischief

Now I need to piss. How easy is it to pee into an empty Coke can from a sitting up in bed position?

Train is late, feeling the cold however there is a dude in jeans and a white t-shirt WTF it’s freezing you metal patient 😉

Christmas Party is a chance to reflect on the year, we have been fortunate and had a growth year, many have not, hope 2011 is good for all.

I’m not sure peanuts are suitable food for cats but hey!! Patrick seems to like em lol

When will people realize that its not “Iphone”, “i-phone” or the sort? Jesus, people it has been around for YEARS now. Get it right!

Too cold and tired to think at the moment. Am in bed warming my bits and pieces up. Need an electric blanket. Are they still death traps?

My theory: The streaking fireball seen over the West of the UK on 8th Dec was actually Santa Claus testing his new JetSleigh ready for Xmas!

Funny that. Post on Twitter and two mins later get call from Parcelforce “we’ve found your parcel. It was here all the time.”

Yes on m40

Fuckwit Parcelforce idiots have lost a parcel we paid the customs charges on yesterday. “We do not know where it is Madam.”

Don’t stop moving to the monkey funky beat

what was that guy saying about naive reporting?? sometimes you get more truth from them then seasoned ones ;(

I did consider a Moody 38′ – but the running costs were prohibitive 🙂

Not eating anything all day and then having bacon and cheese sandwich = feeling rough.

Want to be better, faster, stronger on Twitter? Ultimate Twitter:11 Jan, Lincoln

Well, i am freezing cold but had a great day. The Fleet sewer was amazing! Very muddy but fascinating.

Am closing Tweetdeck for a while as the reports from the protests are unsettling. Will check back in later.

If I’m not a startup or an important person, what am I?

Right you lot, stop saying interesting things and go away! I have work to do!
from Covent Garden, London

5 1/2 Year contract for Alan Pardew who is his negotiator?

Surely the villain is the evil robot I-E-6 ?

WikiLeaks cyberwar: hackers bring down Swedish government site

The Italian Ministry of the Economy granted its patronage to the FTTH Conference Milan to be held on 9&10 February 2011

I’m just walking around now repeating the phrase “were doomed”

Ahead of today’s debate read Commons library briefing material on student finance and funding of higher education

To conclude: I are dumb.

If Assange was in China doing the same thing, the West would have called him a dissident and given him a Nobel prize

It begins: I fawt you wern allowed to take pictures. Me: why not? Cozovthe Internet!

rainy, sleety mush falling here.I met blind friend in village &he asked what it was he could feel falling from the sky..couldn’t work it out

If you make an effort to be kinder, nurture compassion, make the world a better place, then you can say ‘I’ve done my best’.

A network of metal cages has been erected by police outside Parliament. All hail the Lib Dems’ “new age” of liberty.

When I woke up this morning I was sure it was saturday for about 10seconds.

Christmas Craft Exhibition Open evening invitation: Friday 10th December 6.30 – 8 PM

Just to be clear – I have no stance on the wikileaks hacker events, just retweet interesting stuff I see out there…

Another morning picking myself up off the road. those back roads R bad! is it time 2 forget abt my carbon footprint & burn those foss fuels

Don’t take money, don’t take fame, don’t need no credit card to ride this train
Someone said to me this evening ‘satellite tv isn’t rocket science you know’. I pointed out it sort of is

I am going to get up and go to the gym tomorrow morning. I am going to get up and go to the gym tomorrow morning. I am going to get up an…

gotta love overheard office phone calls “hello, just so i can be sure what is going on then, er, what IS going on”?

It’s easier to guide and reshape the over-enthusiastic than it is to put fire in the belly of the dull.

‘I found my home. I made a calendar that wasn’t there. It was fine weather, it was the first of December. Or not.’

RT @AustinHeap “#Wikileaks is averaging 13.9 new mirror sites per hour, or one new mirror every 4′ #censor” So that shutdown went well, eh?

BBC News – Snow forces eight-day lock-in at Kirkbymoorside pub
Irony corner: The weather’s so bad people can’t drive so they are walking. When the weather’s really nice again – they’ll be in cars!

You & Yours has just called the snow “pretty brutal weather”. Perlease!

In case you missed this last year….get your own video message from Santa.

A great Christmas present for budding cooks and aspiring chefs – Cookery Class for Kids with Nigel Brown

Just had my first Christmas Pudding of the year!!!

Take me as you find me or dont bother.

Scunthorpe V Everton in the Cup! Good start to 2011

as one of my #smartass friends has just said, tomorrow will be a good day to bury bad news.

Train to Newark Northgate cancelled. I’m currently at Stevenage waiting for a Leeds train to Grantham, where a taxi will be provided by…

Hot Toddy, Maybe two.

Millwall v Birmingham then. Decent draw – Prem team, who will travel, at home & a score to settle. Could be spicy.

They continue: he is, like, not, like, public school. The other replies; he is so not, in any way, oh my god. [Seriously, I do not jest.]

Very average

No. Genius tho in it’s compulsive shines and to see that one direction boy with floppy hair

Pembrokeshire News: Pub giant Wetherspoon eyes Tenby

Better to remain silent & be thought a fool that to speak & remove all doubt. -English proverbs

Loved Alesha’s face at the thought of Bruno giving it to her

I feel trapped between a rock and a hard place. I should do something but there’s nothing I can do, I don’t think. :-S

As long as Ann doesn’t do that sketch scene from Titanic…

Imagine, they could’ve totally undermined the Scottish referees’ strike just by, you know, all playing fair?

I’m recommending the Agrobeso Cafe on Queens Road, Peckham for ace Ghanaian take out food in South London – yum!

Does anybody know a Hannah Ruth Pounder in Sheffield? If so, I found her National Insurance card on the ground in Bents Green.

Andrew Innocull is the only known pro footballer 2 have all 5 vowels in his name in correct order, used only once

If I had a penny for every time I heard endless and pointless debates about the Euro, I could bail out Ireland myself

1937 Snow White – when Disney was cool and animation was hard

Yes, but I was parked at the time, onestly hofficer!

Someone has sent me a link to sign a petition to protect “langauge departments at universities”. *dies of laughter*

Salmon Fish Cakes, Sticky Toffee Pudding, and that gorgeous sorbet!

Body of Christ. Om nom nom.

Wondering what the general consensus for a “silo” is?

There’s nothing like checking your timetable for next term and discovering that you’ve got a two day week.